An IRS agent visits a synagogue for an audit After finding no violations, he goes up to the rabbi. ""Rabbi, do you light candles for Sabbath?"" asks the IRS agent. ""Of course we do"" replies the rabbi. ""And do you have cinders left over?"" ""Yes, but we send them to a factory and they make one big candle for us."" ""And do you use a broom to sweep up garbage?"" inquires the IRS agent ""Yes we do"" the rabbi replies. ""And if the broom breaks, do you throw away the splinters?"" ""Why would we do that? We send them over to the factory and they make one big broom."" ""I see. One last question: Do you perform circumcisions?"" ""Well, duh"" says the rabbi. ""What do you do with the foreskins?"" ""We send them over to the IRS office and they send an IRS agent""