A penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices his check engine light is on. He gets off the highway and takes his car to the nearest mechanic. The mechanic tells him to come back in an hour, so the penguin leaves. As he's walking through the town, he spots an ice cream shop, and, feeling quite warm (being that he is a penguin in Arizona), decides something cool would hit the spot. He orders a bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down. Penguins don't have great manual dexterity, so he makes a bit of a mess. He pays and leaves to pick up his car. As he walks into the garage, the mechanic looks up from his work and says ""sir, it looks like you blew a seal."" The penguin replies, ""nah, that's just ice cream.""
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