An angel appears to the head of a Philosophy Department... ...and says, ""I'll grant you whichever of three blessings you choose. Wisdom, beauty, or ten million dollars."" Immediately, the professor chooses wisdom. There is a flash of lightning, the professor is transformed, but then he just sits there, staring down at the table. One of his colleagues whispers, ""You have great wisdom. Say something!""The professor says, ""I should have taken the money!""
Does "You'll find love when you're not looking for it" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars.
My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :(
I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.
It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.
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