I was at my pal Dave's house yesterday... About five o'clock I told Dave I had a dinner party to go to. Dave's such a pal, he offered to give me one of his finest, live lobsters. ""Here"" he said lifting the lobster from the tank ""take this to your dinner party"". I took the lobster. ""Thank you"" I said ""but the dinner party is filled, so instead I'll take him dancing"". (I heard this one over the weekend and could not remember exactly how it went, so it may not be spot on...but I hope you'll the gist of it)
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