A man walks into a bar and sits at a table. He tells the waitress, ""I'll have a Bloody Mary and a menu."" When she returns with his drink, he asks ""Still serving breakfast?"" She says yes. ""Then I'll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon ON END-well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee."" Indignantly the waitress says, ""We don't serve that kind of stuff in here!"" The man responds, ""Funny... that's what I had in here yesterday.""