2 Bees and a Dog 2 Bees and a dog are in a car together, Driving along they suddenly run out of fuel. One of the bees gets out of the car opens the fuel cap and takes a piss in it. They continue on for another 100 miles until they run out of fuel again. The second bee then gets out and also takes a piss in the fuel tank. They continue on for another 100 miles but run out of fuel again! So the dog hops out, starts taking a piss in the fuel tank as well. One bee yells out to him ""there's no point pissing in the fuel tank, this car only runs on BP""