Gary and the Parrot. Gary owns a pet shop. One day a customer by the name Stacy walks in and is looking around and fancies a parrot. Looking at this Gary says, that the parrot can talk fluently. Stacy: What do you think about me dear parrot? Parrot: Stacy, You are one big Slut. Stacy and Gary are shocked. Gary takes the parrot to the back of the shop and finds a big bucket of water and dunks the parrot in it. Gary: Are you going to talking trash? Parrot: Of Course Gary. Again parrot is dunked in the water. Gary: You should stop talking like this. Parrot: Do what you want, I am like this. Gary has had enough and dunks the parrot in water till the point he is almost dead. Gary: You changed your mind. Parrot: Yes Gary. I will never talk like that. Promise. Please forgive me. I am really sorry. Gary: Stacy, I had a talk with the parrot and he is changed. You may proceed to ask any question you may have. Stacy: Dear Parrot. If i am alone at home and a man comes into my home. What would you think? Parrot: I would think he is your husband. Stacy: Now, If a second man comes into my home. What would you think? Parrot: I would say he is your brother. Stacy: If a third man comes into my home. What would you think? Parrot: I would say he is your brother in law. Stacy: If a fourth man comes into my home. Then? Parrot: Gary, Please get the bucket of water. I already said Stacy is a big slut.