A devout man sits at a cliff.... He sits at the cliffs of California, staring out into the Pacific, praying to God everyday. One day, god answers. God says he is the most pure, righteous and devout. He will give him a wish as a reward. The man replies that he wishes there was a super highway that led to Hawaii, so people could visit it more. God says that it isn't that he *can't* do it, just that it is a serious thing. And it will take a lot. The sheer logistics... all the concrete... maybe you could think of a better wish? The man spends the week thinking. God calls again and the man says he has thought about it and instead would like to truly know and understand women. So god says... How many lanes you want on that highway?