Walking around Washington, Joe Biden sees Donald Trump and says to him... Hey Donald! (says Joe Biden), I know I'm an ugly, bumbling, retard, with ridiculous hair plugs, so I've long since accepted that women don't find me attractive. But for your whole life, the most beautiful women have always loved you. I've wanted to know what it was like to be a man who actually gets the women. Trump says, well... you spend every day in the White House with Barack. I mean, sure he's an idiot, hates America, and has destroyed the US economy, but some women like him anyway, why don't you ask him? Biden replies, LOL... I mean, yes, its true, some women do actually like Barack, but c'mon, everyone knows he's gay, what do you think that whole ""Reggie Love is my body guard"" thing was *really* about? Trump laughs to himself, and says... haha yes, I guess it was kinda obvious, even without having heard all the rumors. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, of course... but a guy like Obama hiding his true self kinda makes sense, its not like he is really capable of telling the truth in any area of his life anyway. Biden says, lol yup, you got that right, between just you and me, Obamas a communist, and fake in just about everything he says. Trump replies, tell me something that isn't obvious! Biden says, well? c'mon, you see... being surrounded by a liar and beta male like obama how desperate I am to hear about anything from the life of a real Alpha male like you, please just tell me about something from your dating life? please, please, I'll kiss your feet! Trump takes mercy on him, and says have SOME pride Joe, get up off the floor, stop your groveling, and I'll tell you something from my life. Thank you, Sir, says Joe (practically with tears in his eyes) Donald Trump, stands tall, and tells Joe Biden, I love Melania, but we have an open marriage (by mutual agreement) In fact, just last night, I slept with a Brazilian woman. Joe Biden replies, ""Oh my God! You stud, Donald! That sounds awesome, but please tell me, just how many is a brazilian?