Captain's log... The first mate on a ship got drunk one day, and the captain entered it into the log: ""The first mate was drunk today."" The first mate begged the captain to remove the entry, but the captain was adamant that once an entry was in the book it could never be removed. The next day it was the first mate's turn to make the log entry, and in it he wrote: ""The captain was sober today.""
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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