A woman goes into labor at the hospital The husband asks if there is anything he can do to help ease the process for his wife. The doctor says ""there is an experimental process that allows the father to endure various levels of the pain of childbirth. It's new and untested, but it's all you can do."" ""I'll do it. Anything to help,"" the husband replies. So the wife is in labor and the doctors test the waters by only allowing the husband to handle 10% of the pain. ""Do you feel anything? Pain? Discomfort?"" The doctor asks. ""No, I feel great,"" the husband answers. ""Turn it up more."" The doctor increases the amount to 20%, then 30% and 50%. ""Doc I'm not feeling a thing! Turn it all the way up!"" the doctor sets it at maximum, and the child is born with no pain to the wife or husband, and they're able to walk out the next morning. It was when they arrived at home that they found the milkman dead on their doorstep. Edit: husband>father. You convinced me