a pakistani soldier enlists in the army , ( xpost - india ) A Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3 day pass.The CO says, ""Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3 day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, ""How did you do it?"" ""Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Indians. I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank. I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up. I said to the Indian soldier, 'Do you want to get a 3 day pass?' So we exchanged tanks!""