On a transatlantic flight to Poland... ...the pilot announced on the intercom, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost one of our engines. But don't worry. We can still fly on the other three. It'll just take an extra hour to get to Poland."" Grumbles ensued but died down. A while later the pilot announced, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a second engine. But don't worry. We can still make it on two. It'll just take an extra three hours to get to Poland."" Grumbles turned into annoyed remarks. A while after that the pilot announced, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a third engine. But don't worry. We can still make it to Poland. It'll just take an extra five hours to make it there."" An angry voice from coach yelled out, ""Good Lord! If we lose another one, we're gonna be up here all damn day!"".