A Scottish man is walking down the street wearing a kilt. A young woman approaches the man and asks,""Are ye a true Scotsman under that kilt there?"" The man re

A blonde wants to buy a T.V. A blonde walks into a shop and asks the owner ""I'd like to buy a television"". The owner says ""I don't sell to blondes."". The wo

I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it.

Hill and Don go to a bakery... Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go to a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in