Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful.. "" So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant, who happens to be a photographer. "" Before Donald has the chance to react the flame feeding the huge balloon keeping them in the sky starts to flicker and die. Despite the pilot frantic attempts to restart the engine the balloon drops steadily down gathering speed. Pedro shouts to the other desperate passengers of the seemly doomed flight "" Quickly throw all your unessential stuff you have overboard now or we will be going down! "" Hilary is the first to act and throws over the side her handbag, thick coat and both her shoes "" I have plenty of these at home... "" Her assistant is next to rummage through her belongings and decides to chuck her professional camera, tripod and briefcase "" I have loads of those at home as well.."" The passengers feel the air balloon start to level off and relax a little when Donald Trump steps forward, grabs Pedro and flings the helpless man over the side. "" We have plenty of those at home too... ""