We're doing married golfer jokes now? One day a man and his wife are golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, doglegs right around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it will take to get around the barn will destroy his score, he begins to rant and rave. His wife hating to see him ruin such a great afternoon makes a suggestion. ""Wh…

The doctor and the bunny (clean) A doctor is driving home one dark and stormy night. A few yards ahead, a rabbit bolts out from the forest. Try as he may, the doctor couldn't stop in time and he struck the rabbit. An animal lover, the good doctor leapt from the car to see if he could help the little guy. But the rabbit was not responsive. He ran back to the car to get his medical bag, but then realized that he was driving his wife's car, and so his bag would not be there. He reached into the glo…

Brilliant puns 1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to conclusion. 3. A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired; man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted. 4. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. 5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!

A woman with triplets. A woman 8 months pregnant with triplets was at the bank and while she was waiting in line there was a robbery, the robber was new at robbing so of course he was caught but just before the police came barging through the doors he shot at the pregnant woman three times and afterwards was tackled and put in the squad car. The woman was rushed to the hospital and was put straight into a private room where they operated straight away. When she woke up she was met by her husband…