A man walks into a bar... And orders 7 shots of Jack Daniels. The bartender turns away for a moment and all the shots are all gone. ""Wow! You drink fast!"" The bartender says. ""You'd drink like that too if you if you had what I have."" The man replied. ""What do you have?"" The bartender asked. ""An iPhone 7."" The man replied. ""I see."" The bartender smiled. ""That explains the 7 missing Jack.""
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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