A man walks into Richard Harrison's pawn shop... ... And says, ""I have a treat for you."" He digs through his bag, pull out a small item and says, ""Richard Harrison, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?"" Richard rubs his chin and replies, ""I'll give you 25 cents.""
A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" M
So Richard III's ghost appears in his castle. He walks into a room and asks the nearest servant, ""Excuse me, where is the coronation of the new king?"" And the
Three gay men in a funeral home... The first sighs and says, ""My Daniel just loved adventure. I'm going to spread his ashes out of a plane so he can go all the
Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe.
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