Hell hath no fury like a toddler wants to "do it herself." Three hours later, I'm still waiting for her to get out of the car.

Poor Boy A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out. A Catholic priest happens to walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, ""Whats wrong, my child?"" ""My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and I have no way of getting home!"" The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says ""This really isn't your day is it, my son?""

A Journalist Visits A Church In a mysterious Desert. The church stands alone with nothing else in sight. The journalist opens the towering door and is met by a priest. Priest: why are you here my child. Journalist: I would like to know more about the church. The priest agrees to give him a tour of the church. The journalist is shown through every room, every nook and every cranny. Everywhere except a trap door located on the ceiling. Curiosity gets the better of him and the journalist asks him w…

Nun in a taxi... A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'' ''Well, I've always had a f…