Having a Daughter Daughter: ""Dad, when will I be old enough to go to the movies with a boy?"" Dad: ""When you're a year older than your brother."" The daughter thought for a moment and replied: ""But I'll never be older than my brother, he was born first."" Dad: ""I guess there's your answer. But don't blame me, go talk to your brother.""
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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