A poor homeless man Walks in to a diner. He spots a man reading a large newspaper with a bowl of stew in front of him. The homeless man, being desperate and all, proceeds to sit down on the opposite side of the table and carefully starts eating. The man behind the newspaper does not seem to notice. So the hobo really starts digging in. Reaching the end of the meal, the hobo suddenly gets a strange taste in his mouth. He spits out what turns out to be a bloody tampon. Filled with disgust the hobo pukes up all the food back on the plate. The guy behind the newspaper lowers it and says ""Oh i see you found the tampon too."" -------- English isn't my first language. Sorry. Hope you get just as big a laugh as me. :)