A drunk driver is stopped for... A drunk driver is stopped for heading the wrong way on a one-way street. The police officer asked the driver, ""Didn't you see the arrows?"" The drunk responds, ""Arrows? I couldn't even see the Indians.""
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Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as "Quiet and keeps to herself."
Cop: Know why I stopped you? The dead guy in my trunk? Cop: Um, speeding, but my shift's over, so proper burial and no more murders. Ok?
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