*kneels to pray* "Hello, God?" "YOU'VE REACHED CUSTOMER SUPPORT." "Who is this?" "MY NAME IS BRAD." "Are you in Heaven, Brad?" "NO, INDIA."

Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard

"I wish some random guy from India would DM me!" -no girl, ever

Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101