BLONDE FLIGHT ATTENDANT The flight crew all showed up on time, all except for one brand-new stewardess. They called the hotel and she answered the phone, sobbing. ""I can't get out of my room,"" she cried. ""What... Why not? There are only three doors in this room. One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and the other way has a sign hanging on it that says, Do Not Disturb'.""
"Seriously, is that what I look like?" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
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