A guy volunteers to take his wife's childbirth pains... As the expectant couple gets to the delivery room, the doctor tells them about an experimental machine that can transfer part of the pain of childbirth from the mother to the father. The husband volunteers to be a guinea pig and gets strapped in. ""How much do you want to try?"" asks the doctor. ""Let's go with 50%,"" says the man. After a few minutes, the doc asks the wife how she's doing. She says the pain is far less than her last delive…

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby, thus reducing her own. The man quickly agreed. The doctor warned him, though, that there was a slight bug in the machine that caused it to amplify the pain sent to the father by ten times, and if the pain be…

An immigrant couple are trying for a baby... and not having any luck. After months of trying and failing to get pregnant the wife finally visits a fertility specialist. The doctor examines her and when he is finished he looks grave. He says ""I'm sorry to tell you this but you have an deficient eggs. If you have a baby it will be a miracle."" The woman is devastated. Her spirts low, she returns home to break the news to her husband. When she arrives she tells him withe her thick accent ""Ze doct…

Pregnant Wife-Dead Mailman A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby, thus reducing her own. The man quickly agreed. The doctor warned him, though, that there was a slight bug in the machine that caused it to amplify the pain sent to the father by t…