My mom told it to me An elderly women gets transported to the ER with a shot wound in the knee. The woman is conscious and the Doctor asks: ""What happened?"" ""I tried to commit suicide "" said the woman ""Well you shouldn't have shot the knee then"" the doctor replies ""I didn't intend to I was going for the heart and they always say it's right behind your left chest.""
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?
Sadly, at 8:11 PM Mark Jones was mispronounced dead. [at hospital] Doctor: I'm afraid this man has deed. Am I saying that right? He's deed.
I dunno but if I was a "doctor to the stars" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days
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