[Long] An American, Asian and Australian were on a plane... The plane was about to crash and the pilot said, everyone needs to throw something off the plane to make it lighter. The American grabs a flag saying we have plenty of these in our country and throws it off, the Asian grabs some chopsticks and says we have plenty of these in our country and throws them off the plane. The Australian looks around and can't bear to part with anything, then he has an idea. The Australian picks up the Asian saying we have plenty of these in our country and throws him off the plane.