Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably

[China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard! "We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing

My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China.

"i used to live in india, now I live in indiana" "is there a difference?" "na"