Superman decides to take a day off On this particular day, Superman decides to take a day off from fighting crime. As he is flying around, he sees Spider-Man fighting some thugs in an alley. ""Hey Superman can you lend me a hand?"" Asks Spider-Man. ""No"", says Superman and he continues on with his day. Later on in the day, he notices Batman having trouble on the streets of Gotham. ""Hey Superman can you lend me a hand?"" Asks Batman. ""No, this is my day off."" Says superman and he continues on with his day. Superman saw Superwoman laying by the pool getting a tan and she was looking good. So Superman had the bright idea that he could get it in and get away without her noticing due to his speed, so he did just that. After Superman left, Invisible Man made a noise and when Superwoman asked what was wrong he said, ""I don't know what happened but my ass sure does hurt.""