The 2016 presidential campaign comes to an end. The people of the US hated all the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race. The candidates would run a lap around the white house. The best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes 24 minutes. Trump goes next and posts a time of 14:24. - Looks like we both lost. - says Trump. - Hillary finishes in under 10 minutes every time this is posted.