(long) A ship captain notices a pirate ship gaining speed for an attack. He tells his first mate to get him his red shirt. ""Why?"" the first mate asked. ""I want the red shirt in case I get hit and start bleeding no one can tell and we don't lose moral."" They fight and win the battle and start to celebrate. After a few minutes they see 20 more ships and the captain turns to his first mate to say ""bring me my brown pants!""
How do u make a Pirate angry? Take the P out of him.
I'd like to be a double agent. Or maybe a single agent/pirate. Maybe even a velociraptor. Definitely a velociraptor/pirate agent.
"What'd you do today" "Went on a treasure hunt" "I hope you mean job hunt" "Treasure hunt" "You need to find a job" "Not if I find treasure"
[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude
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