Made this up. Feels like a Steven Wright joke... My teacher asked me to use the word ""bucolic"" in a sentence. I said, ""You want me to use the word 'bucolic'

People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking

Apes are very intelligent... After working very hard with a group of apes their zookeepers seemed to have had some success teaching them to read and write. The

The Pope and Darwin meet in a Bar Darwin says, ""Hey Pope, I thought about it, and according to your theory, you came from incestuous ancestors, which had retar