A grammar nazi was working in the iron mines, when one of the miners went up to Hitler and gave him a report. Hitler told the man, ""You are mining too much iron. Mine less!"" The grammar nazi could not help himself and shouted, ""Mine fewer!"" Hitler said, ""Yes?""
Oh, elderly neighbor: You defeated Hitler, yet you somehow can't figure out the car alarm?
If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi.
I want to do for the unibrow what Hitler did for the little moustache.
If u had Hitler & a guy who doesnt mute the keyboard on his iPhone in a room & could only kill one, would u give Hitler the dead guys phone?
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