Read it in an Irish accent for full effect !? Teacher asks her class to give her a sentence containing the word CONTAGIOUS ! Little Mary says, "" my mum has flu and it is very contagious "" ! ""Very good"" says the teacher, "" what's your sentence Patrick "" ? ""The Black Plague killed thousands of people because it was contagious "" ! "" Excellent "" says the teacher aware that little Johnny had his hand up ! She couldn't ignore him anymore and eventually asks Johnny what his sentence is ! "" Our next door neighbour's painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious "" !