Literary alcohol puns I saw someone post some the other day. Has anyone thought of any new ones? Here are a couple my friends and I thought of... 50 Shades of Grey Goose, Into the Wild Turkey, Beer and Present Danger, Patriot Drinking Games, The Sum of All Beers (I like Tom Clancy), The Red Badge of Liquid Courage.
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!
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