You know the fly was really close to being called a land... Because that's what it does half the time. RIP Mitch Hedberg
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You know the fly was really close to being called a land... Because that's what it does half the time. RIP Mitch Hedberg
A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg
I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg
I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg
I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-
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