Three guys must cross a desert Three men must cross a desert, they are each allowed to take one item to help them cross. The first guy decides to take a camel, ""So I can travel faster across the desert."" The second guy decides to take gallon of water, ""To quench my thirst under the blazing sun."" The third guy decides to take a car door, ""So I can roll down the window if it gets too hot."" Not sure where this joke is originally from, I heard it from my father when I was younger.
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*
I stuck a "Baby On Board" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap.
Me: Get the tires rotated?? Don't they rotate enough while the car is moving? Mechanic: Omg you're right! What a scam. I truly apologize.
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