Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.

[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night

Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer

Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!