Pricey set of teeth A tourist was admiring a tribal necklace at a gift shop during her honeymoon in India. ""What is it made of?"" she asked. ""Crocodile teeth"" the salesman beamed. ""I suppose,"" she said patronizingly, ""that crocodile teeth mean as much to you as pearls do to us"" ""Of course not!"" he objected. ""Anybody can open an oyster""
*kneels to pray* "Hello, God?" "YOU'VE REACHED CUSTOMER SUPPORT." "Who is this?" "MY NAME IS BRAD." "Are you in Heaven, Brad?" "NO, INDIA."
Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard
"I wish some random guy from India would DM me!" -no girl, ever
Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101
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