A man is at work when he receives a call from the hospital, where his pregnant wife is. Doctor: Is this Mr.Smith? Smith: Yes, what is the problem? Doctor: Sir, your wife is in labour, get here immediately! Smith races to the hospital, runs into the waiting room where the doctor is waiting. Smith: Where is she? How is my baby?! Doctor: She is okay sir, however your baby... Smith: What is it?! Doctor: It's miraculous! Your baby can fly! Smith: What!? What are you talking about? Doctor: Come see! The doctor leads Smith into emergency room where his newborn baby is lying on a hospital bed. The doctor lifts the baby an inch above the bed and drops it. Smith: Hey what the hell man! Doctor: No no I swear he can fly, watch. The doctor lifts the baby again, this time a couple feet above the bed and again, drops the baby. THUD Smith: That's enough of this doc, your starting to piss me off. Doctor: I swear to you he can fly, just watch. This time the doctor opens the window and throws the baby from the window into the parking lot. The baby crashes into a windshield, shattering it with a loud crash. Smith grabs the doctor by the collar, fuming with anger. Just as he swings his fist back the doctor bursts out in laughter. Doctor: Hahaha I'm just joshing ya, it was a stillborn.