Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons#Africa#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 Share
I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.#Africa#Animals#Work#Doctor+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas.#Cecil#Africa#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →