Granted. A plane crashed in a deserted island. All but 3 friends died. They walked around the island and stumbled upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it and a genie appear and grants them 1 wish each. John wished, ""I wish I was in a castle with lots of food"". ""Granted"", says the Genie. And poof! John disappeared and went to a castle. Anthony wished to be home with his family. ""Granted"", says the Genie. And poof! Anthony disappeared and the next thing he know, he's with his family. Now the last one, Eric is thinking very hard what to wish for. Feeling lonely and missing his best friends he muttered, ""I wish John and Anthony was here"". ""Granted"".
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