Two men are playing a golf... When one of them hits a put. ""You didn't hit a put you bloke!"" his partner says. ""Yeah I did,"" he replied. So they fought and fought until a third man came along and said ""Guys calm down. There's no need to dis-put.""
Aw, this paint is already dry. Guess I'll watch baseball.
My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice.
I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: "GHOOOOUL!"
My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs.
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