A firefighter, a Native American, and a soldier are in a plane... ...flying over the US. They aren't up very high and so the windows are open (ignore the unscientific logic of this, it's a joke). They've been in there quite some time, and the firefighter starts getting bored. He pulls out his extra hat and drops it out the window just to see what will happen. It plummets to the ground and they can't see it land- they're too far up. Now both the soldier and the Native American are looking at him …

*on death bed* priest: any regrets my child? *montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh

To be part of the clan... A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards. He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the harsh climate. And though he's friendly with everyone, he isn't ever considered their equals. This eats at him for a while. He decides he must earn the eskimo's respect if he is to survi…

Going Down A rabbi, priest, and minister die on the same day, and find that they are standing in an elevator with a seemingly silent elevator man who doesn't speak. The 3 men agree that since they all tried their best in life, the elevator would soon be moving upwards. Suddenly, it was as though the elevator cables were cut, because they begin hurling downwards. The elevator slows and stops, the door slides open, and there's a bunch of red-hot lava in a huge vat with people screaming for mercy. …