Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity.

Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket.

[After reading vows] Me: Why are you upset? Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.