My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, ""I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!""
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I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.
> टीचर- कल क्यों नहीं आया?मिंटू- नहीं बताऊंगा?टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता,मिंटू- Valentine Day पे गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था,टीचर- इतना छोटा होकर भी गर्लफ्
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