Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne
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Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne
My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, "Big pee pee!" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.
Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now
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