Abraham Lincoln wakes up one morning and sees that his neighbor's bushes are growing into Lincoln's property. Lincoln goes over to his neighbor and asks him why he let the bushes overgrow. The neighbor responds angrily, ""Well, I used to have someone who took care of that sort of thing, but then you took him away from me!""
INTERN 1: 6 in the Oval Office INTERN 2: 4 in the Roosevelt Room INTERN 3: 1 in the Lincoln Bedroom BIDEN: Okay, let's go catch some Pokemon
"The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something & totally make up the source." ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1862
Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team.
I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying "87 years" wasn't nearly hip enough.
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