pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e#Work#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*#Food#Work#Driving#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.#David Hasselhoff#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"I'd hit that if I was drunk." - Me, driving by a mailbox just now.#Driving#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →