I went to a witch... I went to a witch because I wanted relationship advice. The witch told me to get 3 ounces of garlic, 10 ounces of vinegar, and a Lamb. I asked if a sacrifice was required from me to remedy my relationship problems. The witch looked me straight in the eyes, laughed and said, ""Put that lamb in the fridge, you're gonna be eating alone for a very long time!""